England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
natalia vodianova for calvin klein underwear by mario sorrenti
I love minds. And I love wearing my uniform to play with them.
Well mission accomplished dear, you’ve definitely captured our attention and imagination.
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
and the other 4% is crying
maki sushi roll !